1. "You know what you did…you KNOW what you did."
- Lauren to Heidi during their confrontation at Les Deux
2. "Abby, Abby, Alex, Allison, Allison, Bambi, Britney, Blonde Britney, Vegas Britney..."
- Lauren reading Brody's contact list on his phone
3. "You should put up some signs."
- Justin Bobby after hearing Stephanie Pratt's concern that Spencer violated the family rule of 'call before you take off, and call when you land.'
4. "Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach."
- Lauren talking about Justin Bobby as she consoles Audrina
5. Lauren: "He thinks I like him."
Audrina: "He thinks you like him?"
Lauren: "Seriously, I never wanted to stab myself in the eye more."
- In the Les Deux bathroom.
